You Would Think Id Have Learned This Earlier In Life

But its come to my attention that people tend to believe what I tell them.

For instance, people believe me when I say “no, I don’t want the last piece of blueberry pie.” Or “I’m not very smart. Or “I’m not a great writer… “

Turns out that while I thought I was projecting my humility, I was actually missing out on Blueberry pie, intelligent conversation and mass readers… well, at least the first two…

There I go again...